Do Not Disavow

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Do Not Disavow By: Rick Davis   When Charlemagne established law Salic in barb’rous land, The gospel flourished, and he saw Christ’s praise on every hand.   (“Do you approve his methods now?”) I do not disavow.   King Godfrey took Jerusalem From bloody paynim hands And brought a halt to Musselmen Invading Christian lands.   (“He did some mean things anyhow!”) I do not disavow.   King Richard with his scarlet shield And passant lions ‘bossed Rode forth again unto the field To regain what was lost.   (“His deeds at Acre you allow?”) I do not disavow.   Unto the Germans Luther brought The gospel full restored, And Calvin at Geneva taught The glory of the Lord.   (“The Jews? Servetus? Holy cow!”) I do not disavow.   Stonewall and Lee like knights of old Fought for their native soil, The true and lovely to uphold Against the tyrant’s spoil.   (“Those vile racists broke their vow!”) I do not disavow.   Men
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Jesus' Wife Discovered!

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For those of you not down with the latest of up-to-date scholarship, I thought I needed to share with you this little tidbit. Karen King, a scholar at Harvard, has announced the discovery of a 3 x 1.5 inch scrap of papyrus, dating from the 4th century and containing the partial line, “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …’”

So, what does this tiny scrap of paper written hundreds of years after the time of Christ mean to you as a Christian? The media would have you believe that it clearly means that everything the Bible teaches about Jesus is false. So just knock off all that silly Christian stuff right now, m'kay?

Lutheran Satire has more details on this late-breaking story:

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Erica said…
We should now declare Christmas "National Bruce Appreciation Day".

Plus it's politically correct.
10 October, 2012 23:11
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