Do Not Disavow By: Rick Davis When Charlemagne established law Salic in barb’rous land, The gospel flourished, and he saw Christ’s praise on every hand. (“Do you approve his methods now?”) I do not disavow. King Godfrey took Jerusalem From bloody paynim hands And brought a halt to Musselmen Invading Christian lands. (“He did some mean things anyhow!”) I do not disavow. King Richard with his scarlet shield And passant lions ‘bossed Rode forth again unto the field To regain what was lost. (“His deeds at Acre you allow?”) I do not disavow. Unto the Germans Luther brought The gospel full restored, And Calvin at Geneva taught The glory of the Lord. (“The Jews? Servetus? Holy cow!”) I do not disavow. Stonewall and Lee like knights of old Fought for their native soil, The true and lovely to uphold Against the tyrant’s spoil. (“Those vile racists broke their vow!”) I do not disavow. Men
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I saw another funny one at one point, but I can't find it now, where Wonder Woman prank calls Batman on Christmas Eve pretending to be his mom. She says that she really had to fake her death and go into witness protection. Poor Batman. :)
http://r.amblin.gs/2009/12/15/batman-hates-christmas/