Do Not Disavow

Do Not Disavow By: Rick Davis   When Charlemagne established law Salic in barb’rous land, The gospel flourished, and he saw Christ’s praise on every hand.   (“Do you approve his methods now?”) I do not disavow.   King Godfrey took Jerusalem From bloody paynim hands And brought a halt to Musselmen Invading Christian lands.   (“He did some mean things anyhow!”) I do not disavow.   King Richard with his scarlet shield And passant lions ‘bossed Rode forth again unto the field To regain what was lost.   (“His deeds at Acre you allow?”) I do not disavow.   Unto the Germans Luther brought The gospel full restored, And Calvin at Geneva taught The glory of the Lord.   (“The Jews? Servetus? Holy cow!”) I do not disavow.   Stonewall and Lee like knights of old Fought for their native soil, The true and lovely to uphold Against the tyrant’s spoil.   (“Those vile racists broke their vow!”) I do not disavow.   Men

John Piper is Bad

I've always liked John Piper. Imagine my surprise at discovering that he is Totally Depraved!



This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

HT: my wife, Mary Beth

Comments

Erica said…
the link doesn't work!!
Rick Davis said…
Works fine on my computer. It's an embedded video. Here's the direct link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhLCus0tsmw
Erica said…
It works!
That was completely hilarious :-)
btw I'm reading the Raffel version of Beowulf, got it at a yard sale for .50