Gnostic Wonderland

In light of the imminent Rapture in, oh, about 9 1/2 hours, I wrote this little song. I think the tune is obvious.

"Gnostic Wonderland"
by Rick Davis

Trumpets blow, and I’m hummin’.
Cause the end is a-comin’.
I’ll tell you goodbye
As I fly to the sky.
Walkin’ in a Gnostic Wonderland.

Airplanes crash. People dyin’.
Big rigs smash. corpses flyin’.
But we’re feeling fine
We’ll leave our bodies behind.
Walkin’ in a Gnostic Wonderland.

In the ocean there’s this guy Osama.
We’ll pretend that he’s the Anti-Christ.
His head’s been hurtin lately; someone shot ‘im.
But he’ll be back to life tomorrow night.

For those left, it’s horrific,
But for us, it’s terrific.
I just hope and pray
God makes the preterists stay.
Walkin’ in a Gnostic Wonderland.

Walkin’ in a Gnostic Wonderlaaaaaaaaaaand!