Do Not Disavow

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Do Not Disavow By: Rick Davis   When Charlemagne established law Salic in barb’rous land, The gospel flourished, and he saw Christ’s praise on every hand.   (“Do you approve his methods now?”) I do not disavow.   King Godfrey took Jerusalem From bloody paynim hands And brought a halt to Musselmen Invading Christian lands.   (“He did some mean things anyhow!”) I do not disavow.   King Richard with his scarlet shield And passant lions ‘bossed Rode forth again unto the field To regain what was lost.   (“His deeds at Acre you allow?”) I do not disavow.   Unto the Germans Luther brought The gospel full restored, And Calvin at Geneva taught The glory of the Lord.   (“The Jews? Servetus? Holy cow!”) I do not disavow.   Stonewall and Lee like knights of old Fought for their native soil, The true and lovely to uphold Against the tyrant’s spoil.   (“Those vile racists ...
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Not the Change I Was Hoping For

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I was in the McDonald's drive-thru this morning ordering a tomato and bacon biscuit. The total was $1.37. Now, being the brilliant mathematician that I am, and wanting to get rid of some of my pennies, I paid $2.12 rather than simply two dollar bills. This brilliant mathematical calculation assured that I would get three quarters back rather than an assortment of small change.

The cashier handed me my receipt and change with a smile...
Seventy-five cents in dimes and nickels.

Comments

Mom said…
This is so funny!!!!! I love it!!!
23 August, 2012 17:08
Erica said…
Cashier be trolling. XD

By the way, here's this for future reference: http://makoki.deviantart.com/art/Jay-Marble-Hornets-MEME-template-322964651
23 August, 2012 22:35
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