You Know You're Into Classical Education When...

The other day Luther, our five year old, was standing in the kitchen under our hanging fruit basket of death. I say "fruit basket of death" because the chain supporting the basket has a past track record of snapping and dropping oranges, apples and bananas in a rain of destruction below.

My wife, looking nervously at the situation, said, "Luther, I don't know if you should be standing there."

He smirked up at her and replied with a grin, "It's the Sword of Damocles!"