VOTE RON PAUL

Here are 20 reasons why you should vote for Ron Paul.

1. Ron Paul is an anagram for "Freedom" (but only he knows how).
2. Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
4. Ron Paul has a regenerative healing factor, retractable claws of freedom and a skeletal system comprised of adamantium encased liberty.
5. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
6. Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in 88... twice.
7. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
8. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
9. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
10. Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.
11. Rather than use his powers for evil, Ron Paul uses his powers for awesome.
12. Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
13. Ron Paul is wiser than Dumbledore.
14. Ron paul actually trained the Geico gecko to speak with that accent.
15. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
16. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
17. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
18. Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
19. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
20. Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.

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Comments

Erica said…
hee hee...
Personally I think he should organize his entire campaign around "vote for me or my minions will put a tarantula in your bed"
I bet all the Bond fans would vote for him.