His Royal Majesty Speaks

It appears that unbeknownst to me I have in fact been destined for greatness. Like Sigurd, Arthur, and Aragorn it is my fate to be a ruler over men.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Highness Richard the Unusual of Greater Sodbury
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"Strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean if I was to say that I was an emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"--Dennis


Xindaeltal said…
Rick once again you astound me. I have not attained sufficient gnosis to understand what the meaning of your poem and how it relates to my blog on my life as of late.
Ithilwen said…
Has someone thrown a sword at you lately? ;-)
Eccentric, am I? lol. Very nice. :-D
Rick said…
You've always been eccentric, and you've become even more so since Luther was born. (Aunts are always weird). And you married Dale. ;)